Being Middleaged:
I am 44yrs old. I spent the first half of my life trying to hurry my way through absolutely everything. Now I'm the bitter middle aged chick talking to her dog who is sitting in his doggy car seat in the front passenger and on whom she is co-dependent, and not paying attention to the green light until someone lays on their horn and yells me "ma'am fuken move!" Ma'am? Dude my eyeshadow still has glitter flakes. But, I'm so patient these days. I take time to readjust my seat belt, pat my doggo on the head, put my car back in Drive, and wave to the kind young man behind me with my middle finger out the window.
i also sometimes piss my pants these days: things you don't really concern yourself about as a possibility when you're younger.
#middleaged
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